Tech Support Answers

** "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

** "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

** "So... what are you wearing?"

** "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

** "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

** "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

** "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

** "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

** "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

** "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

** "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

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