Stoli With A Twist

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant and is told by the maitre d' that there will be at least a twenty minute wait, and is led into the bar to wait.

He goes into the bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?"

The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."

The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time was *four* little pigs . . ."

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