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Brewery Presidents

Brewery Presidents

After the Great Britain Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The president of Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The president of Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."

The bartender gives him one.

The president of Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."

He gets it.

The president of Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"

The Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."


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